Friday's Funny Phrases #5

While cleaning my house, I told AZ that I needed to go fold her clothes and put them away. She says, "Mommy, I'll help you clean your toes."

This is not a phrase, but I've learned that WC knows how to imitate squirrels. I had some Dove dark chocolate on the desk, forgot about them, got up, and walked away. He ran over to the chair, climbed up, and started eating those chocolates, foil wrapper and all.